please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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