the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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