The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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