What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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