i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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