We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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