Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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