Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Randomize
