yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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