Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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