This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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