No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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