I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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