We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
