she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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