Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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