Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
