Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Randomize
