apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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