I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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