is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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