The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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