I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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