I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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