what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Randomize
