Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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