..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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