Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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