You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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