Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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