i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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