My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Banned from zoo.
Again?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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