So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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