I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
