Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
my liver is dry heaving
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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