love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
