What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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