tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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