I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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