I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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