Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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