I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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