Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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