I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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