i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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