He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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