Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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