Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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