saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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