Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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